Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour: he will always use it in evidence against you.

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.

The only man who wasn't spoilt by being lionized was Daniel.

Cynicism is the humour of hatred

Cynicism is the humor of hatred.

Every man is a potential genius until he does something.

When I pass my name in such large letters I blush, but at the same time instinctively raise my hat.