Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour: he will always use it in evidence against you.

God is a sort of burglar. As a young man you knock him down; as an old man you try to conciliate him, because he may knock you down.

Cynicism is the humor of hatred.

Cynicism is the humour of hatred

She kissed her way into society. I don't like her. But don't misunderstand me: my dislike is purely platonic.

I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour: he will always use it in evidence against you.