A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.
When money talks, there are few interruptions.
A committee of three gets things done if two dont show up.
There is nothing that makes a man more self-satisfied than a poor memory.
When better business decisions are made, economists won't make them.
Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights.