When money talks, there are few interruptions.

Some are bent with toil, and some get crooked trying to avoid it.

A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war.

Inexperience is what makes a young man do what an older man says is impossible.

A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.

A radical thinks two and two makes five. A liberal is more conservative. he knows two and two make four, but he's unhappy about it.

You never have to know all the answers because you won't be asked all the questions.