When money talks, there are few interruptions.

A radical thinks two and two makes five. A liberal is more conservative. he knows two and two make four, but he's unhappy about it.

Old gardeners never die. They just spade away and then throw in the trowel.

When better business decisions are made, economists won't make them.

A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war.

If you would like to leave footprints in the sands of time, you had better wear work shoes.

There's nothing like the first horseback ride to make a person feel better off.