A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.

The home is where part of the family waits until the others are through with the car.

A banker is a person who is willing to make you a loan if you present sufficient evidence to show you don't need it.

A great many people mistake opinions for thoughts.

A real friend will not visit you in prosperity unless he is invited, but when you are in adversity he will call without invitation.

A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.

There is no cure for laziness but a large family helps.