A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.
There's nothing like the first horseback ride to make a person feel better off.
A well-balanced person is one who finds both sides of an issue laughable.
There is nothing that makes a man more self-satisfied than a poor memory.
A radical thinks two and two makes five. A liberal is more conservative. he knows two and two make four, but he's unhappy about it.
A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war.