Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights.

A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.

A banker is a person who is willing to make you a loan if you present sufficient evidence to show you don't need it.

A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war.

A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.

A radical thinks two and two makes five. A liberal is more conservative. he knows two and two make four, but he's unhappy about it.

There is a time when we must firmly choose the course we will follow, or the relentless drift of events will make the decision for us.