You never have to know all the answers because you won't be asked all the questions.

It's strange how few of the world's great problems are solved by people who remember their algebra.

When money talks, there are few interruptions.

A real friend will not visit you in prosperity unless he is invited, but when you are in adversity he will call without invitation.

A committee of three gets things done if two dont show up.

A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war.

There's nothing like the first horseback ride to make a person feel better off.