A real friend will not visit you in prosperity unless he is invited, but when you are in adversity he will call without invitation.

A real friend will not visit you in prosperity unless he is invited, but when you are in adversity he will call without invitation.

A great many people mistake opinions for thoughts.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.

There is a time when we must firmly choose the course we will follow, or the relentless drift of events will make the decision for us.

A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war.