A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war.

A real friend will not visit you in prosperity unless he is invited, but when you are in adversity he will call without invitation.

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights.

It's strange how few of the world's great problems are solved by people who remember their algebra.

If you would like to leave footprints in the sands of time, you had better wear work shoes.

There is nothing that makes a man more self-satisfied than a poor memory.

A committee of three gets things done if two dont show up.