A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats.

A real friend will not visit you in prosperity unless he is invited, but when you are in adversity he will call without invitation.

A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.

Ignorance is a voluntary condition.

If you would like to live in a community in which you may have pride, then dedicate yourself in a spirit of humility and your responsibilities in that community.

We have come to world leadership because our people have had the opportunity to develop this nation under a government and a Constitution that gave them political freedom and encouraged initiative, enterprise, responsibility, industry and thrift. Freedom and achievement are not unrelated. This nation has become one of history's finest illustrations of how a people can enrich life and raise their whole level of economic well-being when they are given justice, liberty and incentive.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.