A radical thinks two and two makes five. A liberal is more conservative. he knows two and two make four, but he's unhappy about it.
A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.
Ignorance is a voluntary condition.
There's nothing like the first horseback ride to make a person feel better off.
If you are ignorant, you certainly can get into some interesting arguments.
A real friend will not visit you in prosperity unless he is invited, but when you are in adversity he will call without invitation.