Inexperience is what makes a young man do what an older man says is impossible.

A radical thinks two and two makes five. A liberal is more conservative. he knows two and two make four, but he's unhappy about it.

When money talks, there are few interruptions.

It's strange how few of the world's great problems are solved by people who remember their algebra.

A banker is a person who is willing to make you a loan if you present sufficient evidence to show you don't need it.

A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.

A well-balanced person is one who finds both sides of an issue laughable.