The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
It's strange how few of the world's great problems are solved by people who remember their algebra.
Inexperience is what makes a young man do what an older man says is impossible.
The home is where part of the family waits until the others are through with the car.
A great many people mistake opinions for thoughts.
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.