A well-balanced person is one who finds both sides of an issue laughable.
A committee of three gets things done if two dont show up.
There's nothing like the first horseback ride to make a person feel better off.
A radical thinks two and two makes five. A liberal is more conservative. he knows two and two make four, but he's unhappy about it.
A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats.
The home is where part of the family waits until the others are through with the car.