The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

A banker is a person who is willing to make you a loan if you present sufficient evidence to show you don't need it.

Some are bent with toil, and some get crooked trying to avoid it.

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights.

A real friend will not visit you in prosperity unless he is invited, but when you are in adversity he will call without invitation.

When better business decisions are made, economists won't make them.

There's nothing like the first horseback ride to make a person feel better off.