Old gardeners never die. They just spade away and then throw in the trowel.

A real friend will not visit you in prosperity unless he is invited, but when you are in adversity he will call without invitation.

We have come to world leadership because our people have had the opportunity to develop this nation under a government and a Constitution that gave them political freedom and encouraged initiative, enterprise, responsibility, industry and thrift. Freedom and achievement are not unrelated. This nation has become one of history's finest illustrations of how a people can enrich life and raise their whole level of economic well-being when they are given justice, liberty and incentive.

There is nothing that makes a man more self-satisfied than a poor memory.

A banker is a person who is willing to make you a loan if you present sufficient evidence to show you don't need it.

A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.