If you would like to leave footprints in the sands of time, you had better wear work shoes.
Some are bent with toil, and some get crooked trying to avoid it.
There is no cure for laziness but a large family helps.
Old gardeners never die. They just spade away and then throw in the trowel.
A radical thinks two and two makes five. A liberal is more conservative. he knows two and two make four, but he's unhappy about it.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.