If you are ignorant, you certainly can get into some interesting arguments.
A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats.
A committee of three gets things done if two dont show up.
Some are bent with toil, and some get crooked trying to avoid it.
A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war.
It's strange how few of the world's great problems are solved by people who remember their algebra.