It's strange how few of the world's great problems are solved by people who remember their algebra.

When better business decisions are made, economists won't make them.

There is nothing that makes a man more self-satisfied than a poor memory.

A well-balanced person is one who finds both sides of an issue laughable.

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights.

A great many people mistake opinions for thoughts.

When money talks, there are few interruptions.