If you are ignorant, you certainly can get into some interesting arguments.

It's strange how few of the world's great problems are solved by people who remember their algebra.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war.

A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats.

Old gardeners never die. They just spade away and then throw in the trowel.

Inexperience is what makes a young man do what an older man says is impossible.