There's nothing like the first horseback ride to make a person feel better off.

There is nothing that makes a man more self-satisfied than a poor memory.

A well-balanced person is one who finds both sides of an issue laughable.

There is a time when we must firmly choose the course we will follow, or the relentless drift of events will make the decision for us.

A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats.

A radical thinks two and two makes five. A liberal is more conservative. he knows two and two make four, but he's unhappy about it.

A banker is a person who is willing to make you a loan if you present sufficient evidence to show you don't need it.