The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
When money talks, there are few interruptions.
Old gardeners never die. They just spade away and then throw in the trowel.
A committee of three gets things done if two dont show up.
A real friend will not visit you in prosperity unless he is invited, but when you are in adversity he will call without invitation.
A radical thinks two and two makes five. A liberal is more conservative. he knows two and two make four, but he's unhappy about it.