I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.

Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.

You have to make a decision, what you want to do in life, ... Your deal can be, you can leave tomorrow. Soon as you leave, you will be forgotten.

I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.

I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.

I'm a believer that satellite radio, whether I'm on it or not, will take off.