I didn't listen to executives.

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.

I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.

There's just too many people being bullied, too many people's lives being wrecked. This is something that is long overdue. We all have gay and lesbian people in our families, and these are good people.

I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.

I've always thought that a name says a lot about a person. So naturally, being named Howard, I always wanted to crawl into a hole.

I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.