Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.
Howard SternI've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.
Howard SternIt causes me great pain to sue the company I work for. Nevertheless, I had to do it. Suffice it to say, there's a dispute and I believe I haven't been given what is mine.
Howard SternMost of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?
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