It's no treat being in bed with me.

I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.

I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.

I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

I can't imagine the biggest blow to me was that marriage not working out. That just flipped me out.

These nutbags, like Santorum and Bachmann, who make these people and especially young gay kids feel miserable, shame on them. They're quacks. I would never vote for them. I wouldn't even listen to them because there but for the grace of God go they.

I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose.