Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

I didn't listen to executives.

I'm not a good listener some times. I'm too much of a control freak. I'm learning to be better. I was so caught up in just getting the job done that I would miss out on the human aspect of this. There was a connection missing.

I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled.

Set about doing good to somebody. Put on your hat and go and visit the sick and poor of your neighborhood; inquire into their circumstances and minister to their wants. Seek out the desolate and afflicted and oppressed. . . I have often tried this method, and have always found it the best medicine for a heavy heart.

I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.