Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.

I think people of lesser talent will become stars.

I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.

Rick Shapiro is a top comedian.

Please, with the God talk. Hate to break it to you, but there is no God.

There are a lot of so-called "good Americans" who are really a bunch of bums.

I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.