I believe we will start believing in God as we get closer to death.

Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip.

Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new.

Rick Shapiro is a top comedian.

I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled.

Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.

I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.