I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.

I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.

I believe in censorship when it benefits me.

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

It's no treat being in bed with me.

I will never feel successful.

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.