There are a lot of so-called "good Americans" who are really a bunch of bums.
I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.
I'm sure some people might be offended by that, but this is my feeling about show business. It's not all about pure talent. There are certain people who command a stage because they look good ,like me.
I believe in censorship when it benefits me.
Rick Shapiro is a top comedian.
I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.