I've always thought that a name says a lot about a person. So naturally, being named Howard, I always wanted to crawl into a hole.
Howard SternI've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose.
Howard SternI'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.
Howard Stern