I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.

You have to make a decision, what you want to do in life, ... Your deal can be, you can leave tomorrow. Soon as you leave, you will be forgotten.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

I will never feel successful.

I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.