I'm a parent, and I regulate what my kids listen to. I don't need the government to be the parent. If I'm a crappy parent, then I need the government involved.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.

I'm not looking for a paycheck.

I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.

If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.

I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.