I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.

Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.

Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.

We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel.

I believe in censorship when it benefits me.

I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.