This country (United States) has too many freedoms.

We all get one life to live here. It's 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to be able to be married is so absurd.

The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.

I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.

I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.

I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.