Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.

I'm going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you're in big trouble.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.

I can't imagine the biggest blow to me was that marriage not working out. That just flipped me out.

Set about doing good to somebody. Put on your hat and go and visit the sick and poor of your neighborhood; inquire into their circumstances and minister to their wants. Seek out the desolate and afflicted and oppressed. . . I have often tried this method, and have always found it the best medicine for a heavy heart.

And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it.