Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.

There are a lot of so-called "good Americans" who are really a bunch of bums.

There's just too many people being bullied, too many people's lives being wrecked. This is something that is long overdue. We all have gay and lesbian people in our families, and these are good people.

I've always thought that a name says a lot about a person. So naturally, being named Howard, I always wanted to crawl into a hole.

There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.

I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

I've come to appreciate other people's talents.