Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip.

I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.

Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.

I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.

It's no treat being in bed with me.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.