Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip.

I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

I'm a believer that satellite radio, whether I'm on it or not, will take off.

We all get one life to live here. It's 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to be able to be married is so absurd.

Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.

Rick Shapiro is a top comedian.