Please, with the God talk. Hate to break it to you, but there is no God.

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.

It's no treat being in bed with me.

I'm not a good listener some times. I'm too much of a control freak. I'm learning to be better. I was so caught up in just getting the job done that I would miss out on the human aspect of this. There was a connection missing.

I've come to appreciate other people's talents.

Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.