I believe in censorship when it benefits me.

My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.

You have to make a decision, what you want to do in life, ... Your deal can be, you can leave tomorrow. Soon as you leave, you will be forgotten.

The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke.

I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.