I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.

I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.

I'm a believer that satellite radio, whether I'm on it or not, will take off.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.

I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.

I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.