I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.

I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.

I don't talk about my salary.

I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke.

I don't think any religion makes any sense and I think people who are into that are really getting duped, and I don't think Judaism makes any more sense than Christianity, and I don't think Christianity makes any more sense than Scientology. But here's a guy, L. Ron Hubbard, who told all his friends, 'Look, I'm gonna start a religion, 'cause I can't make any money as a science fiction writer.' I mean, he admitted that publicly! At least with Jesus Christ, you can't go talk to the guy.

I didn't listen to executives.

Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.