Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.

I'm not a good listener some times. I'm too much of a control freak. I'm learning to be better. I was so caught up in just getting the job done that I would miss out on the human aspect of this. There was a connection missing.

I'm going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you're in big trouble.

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.

We all get one life to live here. It's 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to be able to be married is so absurd.

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.