It causes me great pain to sue the company I work for. Nevertheless, I had to do it. Suffice it to say, there's a dispute and I believe I haven't been given what is mine.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.

The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

This country (United States) has too many freedoms.