When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.

I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.

I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.

It causes me great pain to sue the company I work for. Nevertheless, I had to do it. Suffice it to say, there's a dispute and I believe I haven't been given what is mine.

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.

I will never feel successful.