When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.

I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.

Set about doing good to somebody. Put on your hat and go and visit the sick and poor of your neighborhood; inquire into their circumstances and minister to their wants. Seek out the desolate and afflicted and oppressed. . . I have often tried this method, and have always found it the best medicine for a heavy heart.