I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.

Rick Shapiro is a top comedian.

I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose.

I'm going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you're in big trouble.

I'm a parent, and I regulate what my kids listen to. I don't need the government to be the parent. If I'm a crappy parent, then I need the government involved.

I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke.

The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.