I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip.

I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.

Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new.

My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.