I'm a writer, and what I do is write. I wasn't able to do anything else.

My grandmother made dying her life's work.

I've always enjoyed a woman's company more than men's. They're usually better looking.

Sometimes silence resolves a conversation confused by Mad Misconstruction.

I'm a much nicer person since my wife died. I found out what pain is, so on that level I'm much nicer.

There is only one immutable law in life - in a gentleman's toilet, incoming traffic has the right of way.

I came down to the living room one day and my wife was standing in the living room. It wasn't an illusion. I saw her out of the corner of my eye. The moment I saw her, she vanished.