You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi.
I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.
(On Bette Davis) Even when I was carrying a gun, she scared the be-jesus out of me.
What's at the end of a million dollars? Zero, zero, zero... nothing. A circle with a hole in it.
Everybody has something to conceal.
There never seems to be any trouble brewing around a bar until a woman puts that high heel over the brass rail. Don't ask me why, but somehow women at bars seem to create trouble among men.