Ugarte: You despise me, don't you? Rick Blaine: If I gave you any thought I probably would.

What's at the end of a million dollars? Zero, zero, zero... nothing. A circle with a hole in it.

I always cry at weddings, especially my own.

Major Strasser: You give him (Rick Blaine) credit for too much cleverness. My impression was that he's just another blundering American. Captain Renault: We musn't underestimate American blundering. I was with them when they blundered into Berlin in 1918.

There never seems to be any trouble brewing around a bar until a woman puts that high heel over the brass rail. Don't ask me why, but somehow women at bars seem to create trouble among men.

This guy (Marlon Brando) - he'll be doing Hamlet when the rest of us are selling potatoes.

The only thing money is good for is to buy your freedom.