The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.
Things are never so bad they can't be made worse.
There are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.
Acting is like sex: you either do it and don't talk about it, or you talk about it and don't do it. That's why I'm always suspicious of people who talk too much about either.
It's a good thing [James] Dean died when he did. If he'd lived, he'd never have been able to live up to the publicity.