There never seems to be any trouble brewing around a bar until a woman puts that high heel over the brass rail. Don't ask me why, but somehow women at bars seem to create trouble among men.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

An actor needs something to stabilize his personality, something to nail down what he really is, not what he is currently pretending to be.

The only reason to make a million dollars in this business is to tell some fat producer to go to hell.

It's a good thing [James] Dean died when he did. If he'd lived, he'd never have been able to live up to the publicity.

What's at the end of a million dollars? Zero, zero, zero... nothing. A circle with a hole in it.

That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em.