The only reason to make a million dollars in this business is to tell some fat producer to go to hell.

The only way to find the best actor would be to let everybody play Hamlet and let the best man win.

If a face like Ingrid Bergman's looks at you as though you're adorable, everybody does. You don't have to act very much.

Sinatra’s idea of paradise is a place where there are plenty of women and no newspapermen. He doesn’t know it, but he’d be better off if it were the other way around.

I always cry at weddings, especially my own.

The only good reason to have money is this: so that you can tell any SOB in the world to go to hell.

Capt. Renault: What on Earth brought you to Casablanca? Rick Blaine: My health, I came to Casablanca for the waters. Capt. Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert! Rick Blaine: I was misinformed.