(On Bette Davis) Even when I was carrying a gun, she scared the be-jesus out of me.
I always cry at weddings, especially my own.
A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.
That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em.
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
I don't hurt the industry. The industry hurts itself, by making so many lousy movies - as if General Motors deliberately put out a bad car.