There is more to talking than just words.

I don't hurt the industry. The industry hurts itself, by making so many lousy movies - as if General Motors deliberately put out a bad car.

There are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.

Sinatra’s idea of paradise is a place where there are plenty of women and no newspapermen. He doesn’t know it, but he’d be better off if it were the other way around.

I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.

That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em.

I always cry at weddings, especially my own.