Acting is experience with something sweet behind it.

I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.

Sinatra’s idea of paradise is a place where there are plenty of women and no newspapermen. He doesn’t know it, but he’d be better off if it were the other way around.

Awards are meaningless for actors, unless they all play the same part.

Acting is like sex: you either do it and don't talk about it, or you talk about it and don't do it. That's why I'm always suspicious of people who talk too much about either.

Rick: Here's looking at you, kid.

Things are never so bad they can't be made worse.