Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains!
People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves.
The only good reason to have money is this: so that you can tell any SOB in the world to go to hell.
I can't say I ever loved my mother; I admired her.
There are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.
I let my drinking do the talking.