The whole world is about three drinks behind.
There is more to talking than just words.
You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi.
The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.
(On Ingrid Bergman) "I didn't do anything I've never done before, but when the camera moves in on that Bergman face, and she's saying she loves you, it would make anybody feel romantic."
What's at the end of a million dollars? Zero, zero, zero... nothing. A circle with a hole in it.