Ain’t nothing a man can’t do if he believes in himself.

There never seems to be any trouble brewing around a bar until a woman puts that high heel over the brass rail. Don't ask me why, but somehow women at bars seem to create trouble among men.

An actor needs something to stabilize his personality, something to nail down what he really is, not what he is currently pretending to be.

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

I stick my neck out for *nobody*!

I don't approve of the John Waynes and the Gary Coopers saying "Shucks, I ain't no actor - I'm just a bridge builder or a gas station attendant." If they aren't actors, what the hell are they getting paid for? I have respect for my profession. I worked hard at it.

I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.