It said, 'War Is Not the Answer.' I disagree. I think war absolutely is the answer. And if you don't agree with me, happy Fourth of July.
Iliza ShlesingerI don't come up with ideas, they come to me. I write them down and try to convey what's wrong with me to the audience as best I can.
Iliza ShlesingerI wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs.
Iliza ShlesingerIf I could have any job I would be a cat... but that's not something I'm supposed to talk about in public.
Iliza Shlesinger